The question that will take years to answer, if at all, is if this kind of flood is the new normal? Of if this is just a prelude to more chaos than we can possibly predict or imagine?

These are the original Ђалопники (jalopniki). There will never be anyone more jalop.

The reason I don’t have a device like Alexa, and why I immediately disable any similar feature on any other device I own, is because these companies have made no apparent attempts to create these technologies in a way that makes them usable offline, which tips their hand as to their true intentions.

Outdoor cats also defecate in my yard, so I’m all for putting their owners to sleep.

Yugo. Yustop. Yufix.

Why blacklist the app and not the developer?

Just need a set of treads to move me around.

If you’re corrupt, you assume everyone else is too - and try to catch them trying to sabatoge you - like you do them.

It’s kind of like if you routinely spread fake news, you shriek loudly that everyone else is spreading fake news because you assume everyone is like you. Same diff.

Okay, okay, sure, it’s a wildly unreliable 40+ year old Italian car, I get that. But it’s so damn cool! Look at that thing! Nice price because I’m a nostalgic moron.

Hahahahahaha $40k?????? That’s like $15k of work, tops. 

40 Million! That’s like 3 script kiddies bored at lunch time.

Nice car, good condition, price is just too high. I thought 11k was a typo.

$32k to get compliments on my Volvo? No thanks.

My Porsche allegiance is becoming difficult to justify. The (likely) $30,000 base price differential means I can purchase a Corvette

Easy:

You can fuck right off. The Z3M Coupe is Fucking Beautiful.

Over my adulthood, I’ve had 8 cats (some lost in relationship to me via relationship break-ups). Every single cat I’ve had, like yours, know/knew their names. One of my currents, Calcifer, will come/answer/meow/turn his ears and look right at you no matter what tone or volume you say it at. He will answer to any…

The real lesson here is to follow your airline and/or airports guidelines for when you should be at the airport, which is generally 2 hours before a domestic flight and 3 hours before an international flight. 

Well this is awkward. I’m wearing the same thing to work today.

Make sure your winter doesn’t include salt on the roads. These are built from compressed rust with a salt soluble binder and oxidize savagely.