The extent to which the primary Seinfeld characters are awful has been greatly exaggerated over the years. They’re often petty and selfish, but they’re rarely malicious. And they’re frequently surrounded by people who are worse than them who initiate the various conflicts they find themselves embroiled in. Even…

Squiggy finally had enough.

I would say starting a cult made up exclusively of young women who worship him is the most Jared Leto thing possible. But this is second.

The three-part story, written and directed by Bartholomew Cubbins

Fair enough. I wasn’t really talking about Carey specifically. Just the idea that professional singers are not musicians. 

Rapture may technically be new wave, but it’s absolutely a pop song. And even among the strictly pop genre, rapped bridges were not at all a new thing at all. The fact that it was a middle-aged white lady doing it was new I guess, but not in a good way.

That’s the curse. It ruins all your hyperlinks.

It’s hard to argue that Madonna including a rapped bridge on a pop song was innovative when Debbie Harry did it 22 years prior. Cringey is definitely how I would describe, but as long as you enjoy it, that’s what’s important. The rest of us can just avoid it.

The question is, when you drink your soy latte, do you get a double shoté?

I tend to be more appreciative of artists who play instruments and write their own material personally, but the idea that someone who creates and records music professionally is not a musician is pretty silly.

It’s always annoyed me that every music writer who grew up in the ‘70s raves about KISS. Total nostalgia goggles. Their stage show may be fun, but the music is uniformly insipid and uninspired.

Deep cut.

I like One Hot Minute a fair amount. But I have never been into the band’s more funk-influenced songs and think everything they’ve made since Californication has been utter shit, so I guess I’m not much of a fan.

Exactly. What’s fun is getting chicken nuggets and a quesadilla as sides with your burger. The individual items themselves are just fine.

“That’s what the money is for!”

Bill Maher will never be an incel as long as he still has money for escorts.

They played “Rape Me” in one a concert that was televised on MTV and it was hilarious to hear the crowd scream in joy, thinking they were about to hear “Smells Like Teen Spirit” before falling completely silent after the opening rift.

What?

I was actually okay with her comments about Masterson at first. Yeah, I think you can still remember your friend as your friend after they’ve done something horrible and recognize that human beings are multi-faceted. But then she lost me when she used the word “mistake.” It’s really not okay to describe his actions…

There wouldn’t be enough performances to fill it out in a given year.