Wait... Did I say prologue? I meant epilogue. Completely different.

I agree, but also I hate how we collectively analyze every celebrity apology for any possible way we can spin it negatively to further castigate the offender. It’s really toxic. He didn’t do anything to me. Why do I need my pound of flesh? Shouldn’t whether it’s an acceptable apology or not be up to the people he’s…

I don’t agree that he should have been arrested, but I agree with everything else you said. I get that it kind of comes off like he’s making himself the victim, but he’s just sharing his state of mind and trying to show how remorseful he is. And as you said, it’s good to let other people know that even someone as rich…

Well now I’m playing Bright Memory: Infinite I guess. Looks right up my alley.

They’ll confiscate his fake birth certificate.

My explanation would be that someone typed it as a personal joke/placeholder that they thought only they would see and accidentally forgot to remove it. I’ve seen stuff like that happen a lot.

I somehow read all the way to the last paragraph thinking this was about Cruel Intentions, a movie I have seen, and not Legally Blonde, a movie I have not seen. I guess LGBT and Selma Blair was all I read of the headline.

It’s Rosie O’Donnell. The largest member of the team who simply consumes the other eight.

You can be someone who plays video games without being in the “gaming industry.” 

I still remember the brouhaha over “Amish Paradise.” Al reached out to Coolio’s people and was told that it was cool, but Coolio himself never got the memo and was pissed about it. Al felt really bad.

I thought about watching Locke & Key at some point, but I’ve heard it has the wrong tone. It’s full of wonder and excitement rather than omnipresent darkness like the comic.

Yeah. That could work. 

I love the comic, so I hope this is good, but I’m dubious after being really disappointed in Umbrella Academy and never even watching Locke & Key or Y: The Last Man based on the reception they got. The kids look pretty perfect, so hopefully that’s a good sign.

The bowl and seat are most important, obviously, but don’t forget the sides. The ridges where the toilet bolts into the ground tend to collect dust, urine, and pubic hair and need to be cleaned regularly. Sure, maybe your guest won’t look down, but if they do...

In a pinch, stuff all the clutter right under your couch.

Spelling bees use lists of words (so not every word in the English language).

An actor memorizing a specific and limited set of lines is much different than a spelling bee contestant theoretically memorizing how to spell every word in the English language. Though of course that would be impossible. Rather, they learn as many as they can and use their knowledge of word construction to fill in…

That’s the point though. Video games are not a necessity. They’re a luxury. We all need a certain amount of downtime and hobbies are good for your health, but the world doesn’t owe you a free copy of every game you may ever have the urge to play.

That’s a suite life indeed.

But I’m focused on whether or not this interlock thing will work, and because it won’t, I’m opposed to it.