It also looks to be missing the Republican surfer who thought Bill Clinton was the Anti-Christ.

I’m not sure what about my statements strike you as propaganda. Obviously, there’s no objective standard by which we can judge a piece of art. My personal opinion is that it’s a bad film. One of the reasons is because I didn’t find the main character to be likable. Another is that it makes a person into a hero who is…

Are you really under the impression that a person dying can’t be portrayed as noble? Wait until you hear about this Jesus Christ guy everyone is into. Personally, I thought McCandless was pretty insufferable and dumb in the movie, but I watched it at 40, not 17. I think you’re severely underestimating the effect that…

Sure. People have facets. But the movie leans way harder towards the noble aspects of McCandless’s character than the ignoble ones to the point that it becomes borderline hagiographic. It’s unfair to call the viewers stupid when they’re young and impressionable and they’re picking up the primary message that the movie…

Not only will the second part have plenty of Zendaya scenes, there’ll also be some romance with Chalamet, that’ll surely make their very loud fanbases go wild.

His actual death certainly plays as tragic, but all of the moments leading up to it seem very appealing. The movie makes him seem like he’s reached some kind of enlightenment by rejecting society and doesn’t do enough to show how stupid and reckless everything else he does leading up to his death is.

The movie doesn’t really come off like a cautionary tale in my opinion though. If it did, there wouldn’t be so many people who find the story alluring.

I use fake Claritin and it works fine for me.

The part that really gets me in the film is how he treats his sister. I get that he’s angry at his parents over alleged abuse, but he completely ghosts her too.

Agreed on both accounts.

The fact that a cult developed around the guy is so awful. They had to move the bus where he died to keep dumb white kids from hurting themselves while attempting to make a pilgrimage there.

True. Gotta give love to my man Ed.

Better than sending them rat carcasses and used condoms. But just barely.

Panic Room would be my pick for some of the five, but I haven’t seen The Runaways.

Thank you for your submission, but I regret to inform you that Into the Wild is bad.

Trouble with the title transfer process should net them some heavy penalties

“Whaaa... Don’t talk to me like I’m other people, Ricky!”

“he was a hell of a woman.”

Yep. You nailed it.

You’re so incredibly full of shit. Neither one of the studies that you’re citing support the conclusions that you’re making from them. The meta-analysis says “Long-term effects may still be plausible, if less-systematic short-term effects accumulate into systematic effects over time.” and you’re citing that as proof…