Just a minor correction: It was “They Don’t Really Care About Us,” not “Smooth Criminal.” The latter probably wouldn’t have been such a huge hit if it had included that slur.

Facing consequences for your actions isn’t “cancel culture.” Stop buying into that bullshit right-wing narrative.

Why is Piers Morgan still employed? Who likes him?

That was my first thought when I saw this prompt as well. I crank that brightness up so I can see where I’m going.

Enough about the music. When are they doing the Salute Your Shorts/The Wizard crossover I’ve been waiting for?

What? The reason that the range is so large is to account for cost of living changes from one area to the next. Obviously, the low end numbers wouldn’t be valid for California.

So much dancing.

Good question. I had assumed that it was some kind of decorative plant, but it’s pretty baffling.

I have an ergonomic office chair. But it still hurts me because I sit in it all day for work. When I’m not on the clock, I’d much rather sit on my leather recliner.

The kitchen is tight

This. Plus the controller turns off and it’s annoying to have to turn it on again every time I want to pause or change what I’m watching. My TV remote is always on.

As long as he doesn’t have a mustache. That would be offensive.

Wait... How does Niantic make money from people walking around that they don’t make by people sitting still? Partnership with Adidas? Shorting Planet Fitness stock?

We usually do that too. The only problem is that the food sticks to it sometimes. Particularly cheese and sauce.

Whoops. Typo. That should say 12 instead of two.

The “he wasn’t a father figure” argument is so incredibly stupid. Of course a child’s mother’s long-term boyfriend is going to be a father figure to some extent. Even before this home video footage was released, pictures of the two of them on family outings were easy to locate with a simple Google Images search. Allen…

That said, this recipe sounds like a solid bet for a weeknight dinner—it just isn’t carbonara.

In this case, if I’m reading the article correctly, he won an award from other Final Fantasy fans created expressly to honor people who write Final Fantasy fanfiction? That’s really pushing the bounds of the term “award-winning.” But you’re right. Still counts. And good for him.

It gives TV and movie people a chance to mix too, which is sort of fun.

The Wire is a really weird show to use in this argument. Beyond the reasons you mentioned, it’s one of the few shows to actually portray the “criminals” as real human beings with their own hopes and dreams and meaningful lives.