When you’re a seven-year-old learning things from other seven-year-olds, there’s definitely going to be some lyric shifts.

I’ve never done it myself, but I’ve known people who’ve done it as part of a Halloween costume. One of my white coworkers back in the mid-2000s dressed as Lil Wayne one year for Halloween and darkened his skin. I knew better and was embarrassed for him, but I knew that he was a genuine fan and not trying to mock…

Finally, the respect I’ve been waiting for.

I remember thinking that was super clever when they replaced Bruce Willis on the monitor with Steven Tyler for the music video. “You may not have noticed, but me, the supreme pop-culture knower gets that they’ve replaced her movie dad with her real life dad.” [polishes monocle]

Meh...

I’ll stick to sin gull sill uh bulls.

Maybe they cover this in the video, but in order to properly gauge this, you have to look at the ages of the people you’re questioning. I learned the Simpsons version growing up, but that was well before that episode aired.

I remember thinking at the time that it was written for the film or at least chosen because of its thematic relevance and trying to figure out how the lyrics fit into the movie, which was a fool’s errand. Though they don’t really make sense in any other context either.

We all knew about it and most of us hoped Kimmel had grown up and realized how stupid it was, but Fox News dug it out to concern-troll because he’s been critical of Trump and they want to push the agenda that liberals are all hypocrites. And you know what? A lot of them are. But that kind of ad hominem attack doesn’t…

This is smart, but I would add two caveats:

If he was against the initial comparison, why would he not say that? It was a prominent review that was all over social media. He had a chance to say that it was an offensive comparison either when the review was made or as an addendum to this particular tweet. Instead, he only complained about the people making fun…

Are the TV shows supposed to be in the same multiverse as the movies? I know they’ve done some cameos of actors from other movies, but I wasn’t aware that they were connected explicitly.

I did. Thanks, Clippy.

Does that mean they’re keeping Man of Steel or not? I like Cavil, but if you’re going to jettison everything other than Wonder Woman anyway, why not clear the table of that piece of detris too?

As long as he also opened a tea shop and posed for the cover of cat magazines to balance it out, we’re still good.

I know, Watergate and Vietnam and all that, but if Nixon made Siamese Dream and Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, I’d vote for him.

Look at it this way. We have to competing hypotheticals.

I’ve said repeatedly that I’m not an expert. That I’m just a guy reading the statute and interpreting just like anyone else. You’ve again and again insisted that your interpretation is the only possible interpretation while refusing to provide evidence as to why that’s the case and calling everyone else dumb for…

You’re not a bunch of other commenters