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Yep. Especially when the pope tells you to go piss up a rope.

What really got on Peri's last nerve is that Yellow Diamond isn't the rational creature she built her up to be. She has a flaw called being a vindictive assbucket wanting to blow up a planet because she can't bear the stench of defeat. Seeing how imperfect the clod is broke her heart.

You'll also notice the big gouge taken out of the Sinai Peninsula. They don't need a Suez Canal because the Gems made a bigger one.

This is going to end up making her the Token Evil Teammate some day. It'll take her decades to break out of the Diamond-worshiping mindset and to regard humanity as more than an odd infestation.

Well, Peridot is still very much a Homeworld Gem. She worships the Diamonds and doesn't see the real point of the rebellion. To her, Earth is a failure, not a success. She wants to save her ass, not be friends with clods so her 'betrayal' is anything but that to her.

I wonder how long it took for Garnet to settle for a more balanced appearance.

I know that this has been covered but that last subtitle is ever so subtly heartbreaking. Oh, it starts out okay what with "And they both lived happily ever after" but it all starts to fade. First goes "ever after", next goes "and they both lived" and finally, "happily" disappears and he goes back to being the Lonely

He'd have to have kids to understand that so, yeah, he's still trying to figure out what happened.

He's so into game mechanics that he doesn't think "Hey….this kid is rich….he doesn't NEED the money, he just wants bragging rights. Let's give it to the man with a family to feed" is a thing. It's like Little Russel never admitting that the social game trumps everything else.

Oh, right. The bit about "Not being able to watch the show because he realized too late that he totally freaking blew it with that stunt at the second-to-last tribal council." I'd almost forgotten because Rich Boy has all the charisma of a block of styrofoam.

I should think that if they'd taken a straw poll, all ten of them would have said that. I know I would have.

I think the best revenge for his being an arrogant jerk is the fact that no one bothered to talk to Spencer during the reunion. No straw poll that indicated that Jeremy could have declared that he'd use the million to go to Syria and join ISIL and still win 10-0-0, no time to defend his tantrum about poisoning the

So now that Abi is out of the way, we're stuck dealing with a problem: an absence of an easy goat to take to the finals. We have a group of strongish players who can say that they didn't ride coat-tails.

I forgot about that. What I didn't forget is that he started acting all phaser-happy trying to stiff-arm Death when everyone else was telling him to lay off. Ah, well. He paid the penalty for it so I'm fine with it.

He became something far worse than the Hybrid. He became Jim Kirk, ready to fix problems with a karate chop to the neck and a phaser.

Well, now that they're taken out the Great Big Threat, we can look forward to some really boring gameplay as they scramble around looking for the goat to take to the final three.

Who is he when we're not looking at him? When he has nothing but self-interest to guide him? Someone who lets his connection to other people guide him, that's Who.

Well, that happened. Jeremy forced the season back to alliances and it destroyed Mister Voting Block. Also, Wentworth is really bad at being sneaky so it's good that the others are so dim.

This could be what happens to the people in the Mystery Shack. Disney can do dark….after all, they've let Luke live long enough to start calling himself Kylo Ren.

Someone needs to show up at his place and kick him in the teeth for being a dipshit. I nominate Garry Trudeau.