It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

Dice. In a penis.

Trouser snake eyes.

"BIG PURPLE DILDO" :

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

He just seems overwhelmingly stupid? And sometimes, people are attracted to other people like themselves.

"... a.k.a the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia."

If I had a Qatar for every bad pun I see on this site, I'd be a rich man.

Jihad me at "Hamburger Helper gloves"

Seems as though Allah the good stories about sportsmanship have come out of the Middle East recently.

Cincinnati chili is the best. Don't jump on the haters' bandwagon. Skyline ftw.

You are so wrong about the New York pizza. SO WRONG. I can't even put into words the ways in which you are wrong, but NYC pizza done right is hot salty heaven on a paper plate. Chicago pizza is not pizza at all, but rather some kind of bread casserole.

Burneko, have you ever eaten food?

The more I read these Foodspin posts, the more I think Burneko is an "eating enthusiast" like Mark David Chapman is a "John Lennon enthusiast."

How are buffalo wings not the New York entry and how are they not #1?

Deep dish pizza isn't a pizza. It's a fucking casserole.

Only Maine could turn lobster into a goddamn hot dog.

This is the worst thing I've ever read.

The wife and I made Cincinnati Chili ourselves in the home just a few days ago. It was delicious.

The problem is they THINK their world will be over. In reality, it will be better once they get out from under the clutches of racist sororities.

Which is understandable, but it's nothing that garners sympathy for their situation. Neither does that excuse their unethical behavior (of remaining in the sorority).