3500$, hm? Seems like a sound investment.

Come on people, let’s get sirius.

Hey! I live in Phoenix too! Oh man, I gotta get on this guy’s autograph on something if I ever run into him.

Haley, have I ever told you that human flesh makes for really good soil compost? Just some food for thought.

Question: does the KITT parody car make a Speed Racer Mach 5 jumping sound that goes “tchyoo tchyoo tchyoo”, I really need to know.

Will the animation be updated soon? I feel I’d like a groin punch more.

You guys ever get this odd impulsive first thought of destroying something expensive when you see it in person? Just me?

[falls out of chair]

I didn’t really get the Spain-departure warning system one, but it made me laugh like a maniac.

What’re the ropes for? Do the factory workers get bored during their shift and swing around on them like a jungle gym?

Now that is one cool rally truck.

I’m so glad someone else finally gets the “Sweded” reference. Points to you, Luke.

Well at least TDI owners don’t have to worry about pricing for spare parts. Right?

Lucky ass.

Bet I can score some vegan game with these wheels.

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read on kinja haha

What if I want to fuck on top of the car? While it’s stationary, of course. Practice safely & all that.

Two million, hm? Hang on, I think I’ve got a guy that can cover me for half.

I want to kiss her biceps.

Explosive blaster pistol, are you kidding me? I gotta betray my friends more often.