After recall ,reissued with all new label.

It really isn’t, but any time anyone tries to point it out to him, he shoots them under the table. So, they just leave it there.

Forget all those things

In TWC’s defense though, the hackers suffered through a slow connection that constantly dropped.

My modem lease charge went up to $10. I’ve been hacked!

Oh no someone hacked my cable account. What are they going to do? Pay my bill? A guy can dream.

Dude is 89 years old. His HBO special was great, but maybe he just doesn’t have the stamina to do another movie. On top of that, Joan Rivers is dead, John Candy is dead, it would be hard to do a sequel without completely redoing the cast entirely and people would inevitably be disappointed. Brooks did Spaceballs…

I don’t think it’s the lions or other carnivores that are giving antibiotics to cows. I’m pretty sure it’s omnivorous humans...

If it were 32gb or had expandable memory, I’d jump on this. Unfortunately, 16gb won’t cut it for me.

If it were 32gb or had expandable memory, I’d jump on this. Unfortunately, 16gb won’t cut it for me.

It gets louder from nothing to your designed volume over the time you input

But you get to appreciate it eventually.

You’re doing it wrong: black coffee with a shot of rum, covered by whipped - yes, whipped - cream.

I think the problem here is that Scotland has precious few crocodiles and zebras. Let me try to re-work the problem...

Crocks can be very fast on land for short distances. Considerably faster than they are in the water, for the same reasons a horse is faster on land than in water.

Cheating this year. Reusing an old costume to make the kids smile. Two years of work put into this baby with lots of help from talented friends.

Now we can all pretend to be Clara Oswald from the Flatline episode.

Cortana only understands me when I’m drunk. Or what do I know, never tried it when sober.

I’d consider it......I’ve been thinking about placing tablets in key locations around my house for basic “info board” use. One in the bathroom to check the weather as I get dressed, one in the kitchen to look up recipes, one in the high traffic area to show the family calendar, etc. I was thinking about some of the…

Give me the preciousss! I wants the phone!

They thought a brown child named Ahmed Mohammed was carrying a bomb and you're hesitant to call it racism. LOL.