Dora says “Have children”
Mama and Betsy say “Find yourself a charity
Help the needy and the crippled or put some time into Ecology”
Well there’s a wide wide world of noble causes
And lovely landscapes to discover
But all I really want to do right now
Is find another lover

my wife massaged david beckham. in his hotel room. i dropped her off and picked her up. yes, seriously.

Back in the 80's, as a white cis male, I used to get a little bit irritated about feminists (who I generally sympathized with in almost every way) insisting that the pronouns (and nouns) we used when referring to work and life were important. Things like always calling the pilot, the doctor, the judge “he”, and the…

There was plenty of us voting the right way. We just all live too close to each other.