paulcypert
Paul Cypert
paulcypert

No way it's not a fake. Every other Russian video I've seen involves people jumping outta cars with hatchets as quick as you can take a vodka shot the moment someone grazes their car :)

I'm amazed we lived through it. Mostly was "outlawing" just driving super fast over mostly back country dirt roads in the New Mexican desert. But some jumps, climbs and other activities most would feel they needed an off roader for LOL

Excite Truck for Wii. Wasn't most realistic but a blast to play through.

It's the same thing with "adventure motorcycles"...most motorcycles are just as capable off road as adventure bikes unless you're getting into custom built machines. I had great fun mudding and offroading my Wrangler...but in college we did about 90% of the same stuff in my friend's early 80's Cadillac LOL

But but but...a car I've read that handles horribly, gets worse gas mileage and I don't really want to drive will possibly handle a bit more of a drive I'm going to attempt once in the car's life :D

Some people just need those stupid technical stats. I've owned a Wrangler and love them, but this really does seem to be

Reading between the lines here you can tell someone has his silk scarf in a bunch

Wow, I left the country 9 years ago and have been completely cash based in my time here (only using debit credit cards) and my score is LOW. I'd consider myself very financially responsible, but the way lenders will look at me is SCARY :(

Very disappointing color selection. This car is worth a Heme orange or a B5 Blue at the very least. Sad you seem to be limited to the regular 2015 colors.

Wow, they finally got around to producing some of those late 80's prototypes. The back of the car looks like what happens when something goes wrong with your pano mode on your cam phone.

This is every damn weekend here. It's extra crappy when you think about how little these cars are actually driven. Guaranteed they spend 99% of their time doing parade duty escorting people to and from hotels for high tea....

From what I've seen on Gawker in general, why do people ever do anything in Russia? It only ever ends badly...

The answer to this like everything on Jalopnik is definitely "Miata". So I will never refer to anything again as a chick car...I will instead say nope, that's too much of a Miata for me to drive.

Many of these peripherals go well with a silk shirt and rat tail too...that wasn't mentioned in the article :)

Looks good to me if for no other reason that it seems to have levels. I think gameplay style will be endless runner, but rather than how Temple Run just starts always at the same point and randomises, this will be a free run to the end of a level with obstacles in the way. I'm hoping like Bit Trip Runner minus the

Would be way cooler if it could be mapped and added as an extra button set for say PS actions or common use macro buttons once done testing. Bluetooth it!

Would be way cooler if it could be mapped and added as an extra button set for say PS actions or common use macro

So much better instantly. Goes from Barbie car to mini Ferrari FF

Yes, they're ugly as all get out without the hatch. It's like a 90's Dodge neon with a scoop.

Since this is Squenix is it like 10-15 cartridges so they can pack in a ton of cutscenes?

Will always remember this from the US Top Gear Episode where he almost seems to flip the car over backwards at the start :)

It's like racing in Moto3 class for MotoGP...you don't want to be out in front too early. Part of who wins comes down to when you decide to make your break and you have to have waited for others to have burned out their tires or other things and sprint to 1st at just the right moment.