You would not be a good advice columnist.

I’m “grousing” because you think the SA put those words into ancient texts

Came for the hipster assholes ranting about how awful Starbucks coffee is, wasn’t disappointed. Merry Christmas you grinchy fucks!

Ugh. Such a hot take. For this you should be required to drink my office coffee for the rest of 2016. Then offered one cup of Starbucks in 2017.

Hate Starbucks all you want but office swill ain’t better.

man...can we get any more pretentious about other people’s beverage preferences?

Ummmm...that’s not how it works. The wattage rating is how much load the UPS can handle (just like on the PSU - if you have a 500w TDW rig, you need a >500w PSU/UPS). The wattage rating tells you nothing about the total battery *capacity*- you’re confusing watts with watt-hours. Most consumer UPS are made to power a…

Ummmm...that’s not how it works. The wattage rating is how much load the UPS can handle (just like on the PSU - if…

Fat man touchdown in Nagasaki was more impactful.

I’m a Chiefs fan. I’d say “go fuck yourself”, but I know how right you are.

Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

And your point? As you said, you had to copy and paste. The true test is if you walk up to a sample of random people on the street and as them if they remember.

I agree, and it sucks, and I feel bad for them. But I wouldn’t push any of them to object by not attending, either, because I wouldn’t want anyone to lose their job. And you can’t even say hey, get a different job, because theirs is kinda unique.

What I think is funny is how desperate Trump is to find someone, ANYONE to play his gig

I just tried it on a treadmill and it logged calories steps and distance. Said distance was used for buddy and eggs. As someone who lives with shitty winters that seems like kind of a big deal.

Free stuff! I like. I can hatch eggs and walk my buddy with the phone in lock screen. And it still tells me about Pokémon sightings around me. That’s fantastic. Haters don’t play and please don’t post.

it will stop once he stops going full retard......

Death Star Superlaser. It’s coming. He’ll ask for it. It’ll be YUUUUGE!

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die.” - Mel Brooks

This is true. He needs to sit down with his fiance *now* and be honest about what’s going on.

I always think it’s weird men are intimidated by a woman that’s everything they say they want. I picked a career I love but will never make me rich, so I’m fine with a woman making more than me. Especially if she likes her job. Maybe I was just forced to accept that long ago because my mom makes more than my dad.