So, you didn't read the article. Because it's very clear that it's illegal for foreigners.

Anger and joy — two great emotions that taste great together.

"It's not free if you give it to me." should be Kitchenette's new tagline.

When the post comes up:

I mean, Star Wars nerds* are generally so svelte.

I would be honest with them and explain the whole thing! If they're going to judge you after you lay it out the way you just did (which makes perfect sense), that would be a really shitty move on their part. Good friends should be understanding about stuff like that.

Need some advice. I am a slow-eating, impoverished female whose male friends insist on eating "family style" when we go out. As they all eat much faster than me but order a bit extravagantly with the knowledge we'll all be splitting their splurges, I often end up barely getting any food, but then have to pay "my…

He's just being an ass. This is the kind of person that becomes the basis of a story on BCO.

Girl, I'm just glad I could do you justice. Your response was inspired and 100% flawless. You keep on keeping on.

Popcorn-hero is the hero Kitchenette deserves, but not the one it needs right now

I swear my office's IT guy has magical eyes, because the second he comes over to watch me try to recreate a problem I've been having all day, the problem stops happening. I think he thinks I'm a moron

Not a food service story, but along the lines of "No, see, I went to university," and "You're pretty literate for a waitress..."

Can you make Callie Rossmeyer telling stories a regular feature? Like, even if the stories have nothing to do with the food service industry. More story time please.

"It's not free if you give it to me!"

"Your job is to serve us and do what we say. You're not supposed to talk back."

so good.

Air Force Brethren must be friends with Wig Lady, who thinks "I'm pretty sure my granddaughter worked at Hollister for the summer, back in the 90s" means that I should give her a mall employee discount. Please, continue to play Six Degrees of Barely Relevant so I can come up with a reason to give you sixty cents off…