Yep, customers are still the assholes. Everything that happened was because the original customer was an asshole. Everything they got was completely deserved. And now the Cafe gets more business for putting an asshole in their place!

I love her.

It’s also amazing how many times you’re willing to double down on the moronic comments. You shall be moved to the top of the list of idiots who’ve invoked Pinkham’s Law. You’ve truly made *it!

Again, because the server isn’t responsible for how they get home. It was a happy accident that he saw them trying to drive.

Nowhere did he say they looked intoxicated when he was serving them. And he wouldn’t have known about them trying to drive away if they hadn’t stiffed him. Servers aren’t responsible for asking how customers get home.

Sorry he couldn’t make your vegan food for you! Doesn’t give you the right to act like an asshole. The owner’s reactions are completely justified.

nor should they need advanced notice.

I love that you outed yourself as a douche.

Screw you. The only game besides Wind Waker and SMS that deserved to be on this list was Melee. You know nothing about Gamecube games, clearly.

Considering you can’t even spell it correctly, it’s safe to say you have no clue what clickbait even means. Back to your post, ignorant keyboard warrior.

Yeah, these guys are complete hypocrites.

And we all love you ignorant morons.

And this BS is why Jez can’t be taken seriously.

What good advice? All we see is you being a condescending asshole.

Someone else here said that he wasn’t unlicensed, just didn’t have the motorcycle license. I’d err on the side that he did have insurance. Either way, the driver will likely end up paying all her hospital bills because that’s how this works.

Could be the cyclist asked one of the other people who stopped to call 911 while the camera guy went to get the license plate.

I love your username :)

Passing on the double yellow is irrelevant for two reasons:

You’ve clearly never tried it.

Shut your pie hole! I love dipping fries in my Frosty, but jelly on pizza is disgusting.