Comparison to Apple is false, but otherwise good comment.

Looks like a Game Boy Advance SP. That’s cool, but I don’t see how the two parts stay together. I’d want the screen to fold down to protect it, like my GBA SP did.

Unless it’s an independent movie, I’m pretty sure you do.

This is probably what SMB3 looks like through DeepDream.

As someone else mentioned, it’s probably because Iwatani isn’t in SAG so he can’t have a speaking part.

Seriously. I want one that behaves like a combination of the original cartoon and games. I don’t want turn-based attacks. The kicker would be an ONLINE open world with chat; battling in real time with real players. You could then have the rare Pokemon appear in the same place (if it makes sense for them), but they…

Which is completely unrealistic.

Fine. Then you should go take a Mac Pro, disassemble it, turn it into a functional PS4, and then paint it like R2-D2.

Regardless, this is still cool and interesting.

Nicki has no ground to stand on. Look at the nominations for video of the year. What other white girl was nominated? What other non-skinny girl was nominated? But Beyonce was nominated! Did she ever stop to think that maybe her video JUST WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH???

Slink back to irrelevance, Nicki. Most people don’t care…

YOU LEAVE MY GIRL TAYLOR OUT OF THIS!!!! WE WILL BE AN AMAZING COUPLE!!!!

....and will be worth that extra 20%.

Maybe he thinks it’ll be a motivator for the really good ones to come out.

My friends’ son had this problem until recently. He had a thing for fire trucks, mostly because they lived near a fire station and they came by a lot. It was particularly embarrassing for them when they had friends over and he would point out the window and yell “FIRE FUCK!”

*shrubs

I keep seeing your comments and I just have to say: I love your username.

Fanboyism of NedSmanks is confirmed. Credibility revoked.

And btw, being the best at a position doesn’t require your team to win a championship. Championships measure all sorts of things, but this isn’t one of them. By your rules, the 4 Duke players in this year’s draft should’ve gone 1-4 because....well, they won a championship! But that didn’t happen, because we have these…

I’m 28 you moron, and clearly know how basketball works (based on my natural talent for the game and 4 years of HS playing on a team where I was the only one who could dunk and led the league in 3pt percentage). But don’t take my word for it! Ask the knowledgeable folks at ESPN what they think of Chris Paul as a PG.

If…

Seriously! I like the feeling of respect I get the few times I’ve been called “sir”. And I’m 28!