Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Interesting experiment and conspiracy fuel for the chemtrail crowd.

1. Scientology

No one

I ran an excellent idea for some seriously good civil disobedience past a PP acquaintance and she was not down with it. Seriously pissed actually. In this day and age everyone (looking at you PP) is always apologizing and backing down. I say stand up and give it right back. Hit them in their pocket and make sure they…

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

But I've already poked all your grandmas.

This one. This one is the greatest.

But I think that focusing on the fact that women's experience of the world is fundamentally inaccessible to men is counterproductive. Because, yes, they will never truly understand, on a real level, what it means to experience sexist oppression, but that doesn't mean they can't try to understand. They absolutely…

I like this. I was really afraid, when I started reading this article, that is was going to be about how men carried around cakes and everyone looked at them and now they understand what it's like to walk around in public as a woman. And I'm so glad that that's not what it was.

"obviously the bigger issue is how the institution treats these crimes"

Mine too. Thanks to him, every time I read about Nessie I think about "The Fog Horn", it was so beautifully sad.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

I'll try this so I have an excuse to get some cake. HAHA, like I needed an excuse. I want some cake.

No. No. No.