Grandma, is that you?

We need to find a way to take her voting rights away. Seriously.

Did I describe her perfectly?

But they will ALWAYS do that!

They are 100% right.

And listen to Mike Huckabee about how she can cure her diabetes--pronounced “dia-bee-tis”--with cinnamon.

Maybe at the highest levels. But public discourse is different...they get pandered to like there’s no tomorrow.

Yeah, but I am an older Millennial and this has been the story my whole life.

No what?

Isn’t the cure for literally all the problems of child rearing to not make the mistake of having a child—or, worse, children!—to begin with?

She’s the one I am laughing at!

How has the narrative changed?

Reason no. 5,678, 341 why the North should have let the South loose so it could sink into the muck...where it belongs.

I do!

I SO SO SO hope that it goes into overdrive.

Bigoted Uncle Joe?

The Deomocrats haven’t, and will not, learn a thing.

Well, it’s like what Hofstedter said 50 years ago: conservatism isn’t really a political movement so much as a political religion. Conservatives like Racist Grandma support policies that fuck themselves over because they feel they are members of a tribe, not voting for individual policies or policy programs.

Oh okay, so you’re moving to a sweet apartment in Basra?

Uh, yeah, progressives have been saying this for ages.