Lol, you think?

I feel the same way.

Um, of course it does.

I think mommies are the worst of the two.

Your post smells of pro-parent propaganda. YUCK.

I do!

Yeah, but that’s like .3% of the mommy population.

Fair enough.

I’m a gay man who grew up in the rural Midwest in the late 80s and early 90s...what type of relationship do you suspect I have with my family?

Yeah, the idea that children give a parent (especially a mommy, for some reason) some deep understanding of the moral fabric of the universe is, to put is bluntly, psychologically self serving bullshite.

Yes, exactly.

So your fantasy is to create a human, to play with another human in another room while you’re consuming alcohol, alone.

Can you breeders please tell me, why the FAWK would you ever want to have children?

All I want for Xmas is a Gronking to remember.

I have friends who have jobs like “international relations analyst” with the Feds.

Yeah yeah yeah....

Of course they will.

Oh, this is going to be a beautiful shitshow of an administration.

Too many fucking bros.

He’s not that awful, just a shit talked and a showman, but that’s what makes him a UFC star.