Somebody at Clinton HQ need to go to Target and BUY AND DAMNED ANDROID PHONE AND COURIER IT TO TRUMP TOWER!!!!!!

No, it’s not.

Sexism is all about unearned privilege.

Yeah, keep hoping.

You actually have a point there.

What’s most interesting is what will happen after the election.

Agreed.

I don’t know what you could be talking about.

Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.

Donald Trump: on the working man’s side!

God! This guy is soooooooooo cute.

These companies have the oddest names these days.

Oh god.

Um, just what you think they are?

This is the best thing that happened yesterday.

This post is being shared on Deadspin, a site that revolves around adults playing children’s games...for millions of dollars....

Stories we make up like the “conservative reality” which only exists inside the heads of the Racist Aunts and Uncles of America™????

Reactionary how?

Man, you sound insufferable.

“The decline doesn’t seem like it can be tied to one specific factor, but I am particularly amused by the image of thousands of grumpy, blockheaded dipshits moping around their living rooms every Sunday in protest of a few dozen guys quietly taking a knee during 90 seconds of pregame ceremony.”