Gronk is sooooooo one of my NFL Boyfriends™.

Sounds good, in theory.

Of course they can...it’s just been a fucking weird year!

What a weird fucking year.

Cruz is SO going to be the 2020 nominee.

Fair enough!

So you get to dress like shit with impunity?

As a Left Coaster: what the fawk is a “half-smoke”?

Not at all.

God I hate parents even more than I hate children.

Well I don’t believe you, but he does dress like shit...you get points there.

Is it really necessary to go there? I mean, really?

Oh, bae...nice diss.

1.) If the GOP abandons white nationalism there is no GOP.

I can’t wait to read tomorrow about how Trump’s semi-coherent blathering and lack of throwing an outright tantrum means he “won” the debate.

What it’s about is that there are no candidates who represent Millennial interests. Period.

Universities today are a ponzi scheme built on federally-guaranteed student loans.

Sheep/lambs are very, very creepy.

One day, I will write a biography of the collapse of late-20th century conservatism, and viewed through the life and times of Donald J Trump.

The closeness of the final presidential results—and I agree it will likely be something like Trump 42, Cinton 47—shouldn’t be attributed to the press minimizing Trump.