That Onyx package in Green looks just right.

We now bring you Patton’s testimony, live from next month -

I take my wife.

Spoiler alert: he is not.

A few days ago Burke said he was going to be upset if he had to use his game 7 tix, so I guess the laws of logic say he should be happy today?

Basketball’s regular season is pointless because everyone already knows who the good teams are gonna be when it counts.

Hockey is just the best goddamn sport.

Blue Jackets fan here since the day they were announced, so man, this felt good. 

It’s crazy exciting.

One of the articles outlining its capabilities. I can’t seem to find it now, so I’d be willing to retract it if it’s native. 8K also seems like overkill if you think about it. 8K tv’s are a ways off, unless you feel like dropping $15,000 for a television that doesn’t have any native content for it.

And “Maraca Elk”!

Plus his name is an anagram for “Cake Alarm” which is pretty awesome.

Gasp...

Really like that they will focus on backwards compatibility. I have both Xbone and Ps4 and primarily play on the latter, but I love how many older games I can play on the former. Replay all of Dragon Age and Mass Effect recently and just started an Lost Odyssey playthrough.

He is also the absolute KING of the side deals, which many hope means that he’ll sign for a reasonable contract (which should be a HIGH contract because he’s worth it, but not one that’ll cripple the team). Seriously, check out his Instagram - he’s got 8 or 9 endorsements going & it’s amazing LOL

Are the players there to win? Or get mad about Ice time?

Who needs a brake system on the front? Doesnt everyone grab the back brake as had as you can while putting your inside leg down and rotating the back end around. Followed by a “haha nice” when you come to a stop?

Stone is tearing it up in Vegas.  Duchene (and his travel buddy Dzingel) are somehow destroying Tampa Bay.  Being traded by Ottawa really does a wonder for players.

*reads headline*

Oh really... ? We beg to differ.

I’m guessing he means this is the only portion of Penguins that are still good.