So do I have to tip the ten people down the row who delivered it from his hands as well?

I am so completely done with this absolutely fucking moronic, misguided horseshit crusade against Epic.

Look, I get it, the Epic store has a long way to go, but it’s been around for FOUR GODDAMN MONTHS! Valve has had 12 YEARS to develop and build up Steam to where it is now. Yes there are things the Epic store should…

You can add friends from Steam into your Epic account (at least that’s what it says - I don’t use Epic). Steam is mostly just a launcher with features, most PC games use their own games to manage multiplayer - but I rarely play multiplayer since none of my friends own PC’s so I could be off *shrug*

It’s a six month deal. Seriously if you’re disdain for loading a different program besides Steam is more intense than your love for the game you for some reason can’t play then I don’t know what to tell you. Like, I get it. We all have our hills we die on. But like, I just don’t get it. At all. You do you though. 

When they set targets, yes.

5th: “It’s like one of the highest you can get”

Counterpoint: This looks AMAZING! It looks like Taxi Driver but with the Joker as Travis Bickle. DeNiro and Scorsese are even involved! Joaquin Phoenix has a manic Daniel Day-Lewis vibe!

Disagree. Sekiro’s world, characters and story are fine but the real experience is the gameplay. The excitement of exchanging blows with enemies almost like a choreographed dance. Making the game easier would just allow players to rush down bosses while disregarding their defense because damage becomes less of a…

A small heater would solve that. Maybe a light-weight radioisotope heater unit. Although, the brain cancer....

The road marking thing has long been an exploit...

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

It took them four years to figure out flush handles because the engineers kept misunderstanding and putting these on the cars.

And zero minutes of acceptance testing for the stupid name “Taycan.”

This is just me and is only semi-related, but I think I’d have a hard time with adapting to a semi-autonomous driving system that requires continuous attention.

to be fair, when is it ever sunny in Detroitadelphia.

Is it the way sunlight reflects off blue hair?

Okay, but when is District 9 getting its sequel.

It’s also a movie in which a man gets sprayed with fluid and turns into an alien providing him with the ability to pilot a mech that blows up people’s heads.

They did a GOTY for both 1 and 2 that basically included everything (all DLC). This isn’t actually saying it was the GOTY the year of it’s release, just the complete package.

“You’re a cigarette!”