DMX or we riot. 

Lighten up Francis, leaving a dog unattended in a climate-controlled environment is not “shitty”. The dog is comfortable, it’s no more shitty than leaving the dog at home, less so actually. I’ll speak for my dog and say she would prefer to come with me and chill (literally) for a minute while I run in the store than…

How about a “dawg” mode where it automatically winds down all the windows, sets the autopilot to 10mph and plays “It was a good day” at max volume

Well they didn’t say poor, they said less wealthy. Since the 1% make at least $480,000 a year and the 0.1% make at least $7.5 million a year, I think the people in those groups probably consider anyone making less than $100,000 a year “poor.” So yes, screw the “poor” people buying new cars.

Reefer madness. 

> Remember when you released Nutcracker VS Mothra or whatever that was

Disney, you’re releasing too many movies. Too many for anyone to care. What are you even doing?

I have never understood the point of canned, chopped tomatoes.

So I guess all we need to do now is figure out which Squad member Michael Rooker’s going to play.

I’m half Canadian and I’m mad as Heck

Gamers are just the biggest fucking babies.

Is there like a Worst Comment of The Day that I can nominate the above for? 

Finally someone brave enough to take on Big Nerd 

This was a lot of words to say that you want clicks for being contrary.

If you don’t like a film genre, let me give you some advice, watch something else.

Boston Dynamics is not impressed

Aw, but so was gonna take my cat out!

As someone who has a reasonably strong stomach, but gets carsick once in awhile, being in a moving vehicle while wearing a VR HMD that is simulating movement will make me barf up everything I’ve ever eaten in my entire life. Guaranteed.

Car dealers are so unpopular that a jury can’t wait to slap them with punitive damages that are 287x greater than the actual damages. These are my kind of people, because for every successful civil suit against dealerships there are most likely greater than 287 unsuccessful suits.

Read the paperwork bro, you gave Mark Zuckerberg the right of prima nocta to all your children.

It’s on a piece of paper that means its the right thing.

It’s not. But it’s polarizing and divisive so journalists bloggers are all over it.