False, Colorado is the best.

Earnest responses to sarcastic comments are the best.

Most humans age a lot in 20 years. Some even go from an infant to a fully grown adult!

“Looks like you auctioned off your Demon. Guess your next 10 deliveries are nothing but fully optioned Darts and 200s. Best wishes!”

I concentrate best with quiet, although sometimes I’ll move to a coffee shop to stay awake. The people moving around and rando mix of coffee shop tunes (which fortunately here, seem to range from the usual indie to metal to Willie to rap, so it’s not snoozy guitar all the time) do seem to help along with the caffeine.

this is my fav writing music

Right, Rey is like, so boring and not interesting to play as, whereas I have always found myself deeply passionate about, and highly invested in, small metal thimbles and top hats. I mean, have you heard about Thimble’s backstory???

Insufficient interest in Rey or Monopoly?

The headline should have been “Our Balls Are Photons”.

We know how FEW wheels it can get on, but do we know how MANY wheels it can get on? Can it get on eleven wheels? A thousand wheels?

Hell anyone from Michigan could have told you thats a “Michigan Basement” haha

Yes, yes, please don’t flip the Valkyries.

Cars: they are just motorcycles with four wheels instead of two. Prove me wrong.

This is nice, but three miles is nothing. Why must we keep lowering the bar on EVERYTHING?

We’d never tell our test drivers how many laps or runs unless we had to. Psychology has major influence on a professional racing driver, never mind a Hamster. 

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

As a Preds fan, fuck you.