I think someone is telling you to go buy a Camry so you can gently weep yourself to sleep at night remembering the days when you were an internet legend for owning vehicles no sane person would.

I feel for the kid. You may have lost your life, but now you gained your wings. Ones that will never fail.

Go with Gods speed Corporal, with our blessing & a heavy heart...

Nope the F-22 has an entire list of failings all its own that make it less then useful. Namely the amount of time it needs for maintenence exceeds the amount of time it can fly by a 2 to 1 margin. It needs 2 hours on the ground for every hour flown.

Feel free to do it, but I would not recommend doing it with you infant on your back.

Nailed it. Sony is going to have a slow first party year, though their 2016 Will be killer. This year Halo 5, Fable Legends, Rare Replay, Gears Definitive and Tomb Raider. I’m insanely excited to own an Xbox right now.

Halo Warthog

When I was five, I soon realized that Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures didn’t move like they did in the commercials. Rather than scarring me for life, I moved on to accept that sometimes the figure “requires hand support.” I also have learned to accept that most preview game art may also change without…

I drive a 2010 Camaro. I have yet to have an issue with visibility. Maybe I’m the perfect height. Or I can turn my head. I don’t know.

Because we’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the other countries are pussies. And China is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.…

Why worry about visibilty through the window in the back? Who is interested in seeing all the guys you just passed shaking their fists at you.. ;)

You should paint it black, tint the windows, ride around in a classical black suit and tie and sunglasses, and follow people around to see if they think the NSA has discovered their secret tentacle porn stash

Same thing with my V6 Camaro. Everyone asks "why not the V8?", well it is just as fast as the V8s from a couple years ago, yet it gets 28+mpg on the highway and the insurance is cheap. Maybe one day I will feel the need to buy a V8, but until then I save a lot of money with the V6.

A few reasons actually. I didn't want to kick in more money for a V8, I daily drive the thing around ~30mph town speeds, insurance for me being a young male is already high enough, I never take it to the track (*gasp* I've never been to a track), and honestly I just admire its style. The power I get from it is almost…

Another point in the proto-humans' favor is they contributed to one of the best Transformers episodes ever.

I got a job because of FEAR. The interview was not going so well, and the interviewer asks me what I've been doing in my spare time since I've been out of work.

I had the opposite experiance. I remember when I used to work at this pretty big retirment home and we had locker rooms for emplyees. I was in there alone a late evening getting ready to go home, and then all the sudden this huge guy (who could have easily beaten the shit out of me by comparsion), busts in and when he…

Stealth was a great movie, so you're wrong.