I’d like to think that Kurt Russell is just a front. The ‘real’ Kurt is actually Jack Burton from ‘Big Trouble in Little China’, and Kurt is just a character.

He really is cute. I usually don't go for the muscle-bound types, but he is quite endearing, somehow.

Nannies sound like a luxury, but if your only other option is daycare, and if you have more than one kid, they do end up being the cheaper option for a lot of families, crazily enough. But overall, our country has a serious, serious problem with childcare. There are no decent affordable options for most people. We…

As someone who was raised by grandparents I can understand how it could be frustrating. My grandparents bent over backwards to help my parents when they got married*, but when I had kids my own parents were too busy/caught up in their own bullshit to help with anything.

Mind you I didn’t bother asking them, because…

Yea, but sometimes they claw up the furniture if you don't get home on time.

I...don’t understand how you can just expect your parents to watch your kid for free. Or if they do it, that they ask not to after awhile. We were always in daycare or with baby sitters until we were old enough to be home alone.

If you crate train the kid well enough, then you’ll only need someone to stop by to let them out once a day while you’re at work for the first few months. After that, they should be ok to be left alone all day without needing to go out!

I am not Lulu in the movie “To Sir With Love”, and I’d never talk back to Sir like she is doing there. I guess that calls into question what I am saying.

Her?

I’m not really Tina Belcher, either.

Oh please, the fashion inclined sites have been trying to bring back flares as ‘the new boyfriend jeans!’ or ‘the new skinny jeans’ for like the last 6 years.

I love how thin people can just wear anything.

You lived in a much different 90s then I did. Mine involved a lot of long underware and flannels

I love Leslie Jones. But you could not pay me enough money to go to this year’s Olympics.

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