So basically, your mom wanted to prevent you from watching movies with horrible, graphic rape scenes. I'd say that's a pretty good spot to draw parental lines.

These are my feelings on Jane exactly. Within single scenes, I shuttle back and forth between the desire to nurture her gifts and protect her from herself.

The funny part for me is that I figured out what movie she was describing way before he did and blurted out, "Holy crap, she watched Clockwork Orange!" only to have him immediately echo me. I'm so protective of Lily.

I think she's fantastic and naturalistic, and while she might not have worked as well on other shows, her style fits Louie perfectly. She's also clearly a brilliant kid. Probably one of my favorite child performances since Mary Badham in To Kill A Mockingbird.

The only thing I remember about that episode is that he lived in a castle.

I adore Trixie, but it was almost cringeworthy for me how poorly she connected with that song. I don't think we've seen a lip sync performance that incongruous since Kenya Michael's pregnant ballet, and at least those were good dance moves.

You must be fun at parties.

I don't think Joan lacks for female solidarity so much as she's never really had a female peer at Sterling Cooper. Peggy's the closest thing, and given how different the two of them are, I'd say their bond is about where one could expect.

That was Shirley, not Dawn. So all black people look alike to you, huh?

From what I've gathered, it's pretty heavy handed in the books too. In exposition, Ned doesn't even specify to Catelyn that Jon is his son, only that Jon is of his blood.

Smoke queef babies aren't going to conceive themselves.

The Second Sons seem far better suited for that task, it's a wonder Daario failed to suggest that during pillow talk.

I consider this season to be the book readers' comeuppance. They've been so smug and spoiler-happy for so long. It's nice, at last, to all be in the same boat.

Ginj and Katya are both locks. I think the third spot is a tossup which, at this point, I can potentially see going to anyone except Pearl.

They've always done a lot of team challenges up until top 5 or so, it just feels particularly tedious this year for some reason I can't put my finger on.

I was living for that vintage hat and wig pairing.

Even during Untucked, homegirl was on fire making me and everyone else laugh. I think she's really starting to conquer her inner saboteur and feel comfortable enough in the competition to finally do something the judges won't be able to overlook.

I think it definitely helped that that thirsty wig was pure Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio meth lab explosion Raggedy Ann musical porn realness.

The halo effect is real.

My mom still refers to children of unwed parents as bastards, and then pretends she can't hear me when I point that both her parents qualify.