Huh. So that’s what it looks like when a ziplock bag of mayonnaise hits an approach shot.

Death is a better fate than Trump deserves.

I hope he responds by dying.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

This cruel, myopic imbecile, this sorry excuse for a human being. I could not hate him more and yet every day he finds new ways to be more vile, more petty, more wrong. Whether it be nukes, or trans rights, or Puerto Rico, or the EPA, or Kushner and Ivanka, or grabbing pussies, this man is assaulting my senses and the…

I’m very stressed out right now. I now have to try to get into my eye doctor before the year ends because with what he’s doing to the healthcare exchange, I have no idea if I will even be able to get insurance next year. My job doesn’t offer it so I can’t just ask my employer. I thought I was okay and now I’m in…

In the immortal words of Christopher Hitchens, if you gave Trump an enema you could bury him in a matchbox.

After a long, long series of terrible life choices I have found myself “employed” as an Uber driver in Dallas for the last couple of years. There are 4 types of passengers - ones that barely acknowledge the driver, ones that ask the same few stock questions about Driving for Uber, ones that engage in smart,…

Dude, look at the world you live in. Look at the world when D’s controlled all of Government v. when R’s did. The whole both sides are the same fallacy is ridiculous. Imperfect Hillary v. a literal madman threatening to pull hurricane relief from Americans because he felt offended.

I know people who live in Plano who drive on the Tollway every day and bitch about the cost but can’t wait to have lower taxes. What’s the opposite of cognitive dissonance?

This is the part of it I feel most people overlook far too often. I live in Dallas and some of my co-workers are gung-ho about tax cuts because they feel they don’t owe the government anything. Guess you don’t need all those roads you use to get to work, right? Some enterprising private entity will build a road for…

Steve Mnuchin looks like someone left a John Oliver mask out in the sun.

What’s super fucked is the fact that lots of people idolize the 50's and 60's. One of the defining features of the 5o’s and 60's? Sweet, sweet gubmint cash. Schools were super well funded. Christ, you could get driver’s ed in your average high school up until practically the 80's. That’s like $400-500 right there. You…

Some illustrations, in case any one is unclear about the shift in the GOP:

“And I hope that you die/ And your death’ll come soon/ I will follow your casket/ In the pale afternoon/ And I’ll watch while you’re lowered/ Down to your deathbed/ And I’ll stand over your grave/ ‘Til I’m sure that you’re dead.” -Bob Dylan.

Yup. I’ve never wished for someone to drop dead before, but I wish he would fucking drop dead. Or for his shitty wife to stab him. Fucking moron.

I just hope that fucking massive coronary he’s owed lands this afternoon. Same day delivery, pls?