Honestly, I’m sorry. This isn’t Burger King. You can’t have it “your way.” Not every elected official has to check off the boxes that counter hetero, white, male. Your need to traffic in the ideal candidate as someone who is the opposite of that is a waste of time. In the end, politics are about ideas. Separate…
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As someone from Austin this was great. Still the Democratic Party is sorely missing someone like this:
Who the fuck votes for Ted Cruz??
. . .Possibly, yeah. In the short term, anyway.
Beto O’Rourke hasn’t had his coffee yet. It’s 7:30 in the morning in Austin, and the El Paso congressman and…
A jogger known as the Mad Pooper has caused an uproar across Colorado Springs with the public turds that she’s been…
GoFundMe is off to a slow start
resigning josh brown after he beat the shit out of his wife is way worse than the fucking buttfumble, you little pud
Did Eli quit on that play? Asking for a friend. In Dallas.
I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.
I bet she’s working with this man:
No surprise in the hometown of Feces on the Family.
Can you let the world know your tumblr address or a twitter account where you share your deep thoughts on politics and the political genius of little Stevie Bannon (post-Hollywood years)? Are you currently writing for Breitbart, or will you be soon? This information vacuum about what is REALLY going on in the world…
No, they did for sure. Your incisive, wildly intelligent comments about little Stevie Bannon woke me up from the dream state I was in. I thought, “huh, maybe he did go to an integrated high school after all”. You taught me that by pointing out “his high school was desegregated” because there was one darkie that…
Case in point: Hillary Rodham grew up poor, worked her way up despite constant institutional and personal sexism. Destroyed as elitist.
That’s just confirming your cosmopolitan bias.
Bannon’s rhetoric starts to make a lot more sense when you realize that “establishment elite” is just code for Jews.
I think “that broad” is Gloria Estefan’s mother. So be nice.
1. “Songs about good looking ladies making food and being sad”
2. “Songs about getting drunk/high/fighting/being an outlaw”
3. A sharp, dry fart
4. “Are you ready for some footbaw?”
Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?