Asked about Allen’s pronunciation of Cousins’ first name, a team spokesman said it sounded that way because of the Redskins president’s accent.

Right? He’s riding a wave that has been building momentum for 8 years. It is so frustrating when I talk to my republican family and they try to excuse all his behavior that the claim not to condone by pointing at the economy. Yeah! My guy did that! After your guy wrecked it!

Outspoken critic? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TOO SENSITIV PC CULTRURE OVERUNNING THIS CUNTRY JUST A JOKE SJWS CUCKS STICK TOO SPROTS GET HUMOR TRIGGERED SAFESPACE LIBRULS YOR THE REEL RASISTS. TYPICALLY ELITE DO AS I SAY NOT AZ I DOO.

What did I miss? #MAGA?#WHITEGENOCIDE?

So, so happy this dude won a ring. And took down the super team to do it. Good for him!

Mike Pence has declared that “we will put American boots on the face of Mars.” You know what, that’s really great. Have an amazing time, Mike and Karen!

At this point, if Democrats said they were anti-sacrificing babies to Satan, Republicans would support it.

“that students who are lied to and mistreated by their school get the relief they are owed, and that schools that harm students are held responsible for their behavior,”

I’d never hit a lady… But I might accidentally spill salmon blood on a lady and then lock her out of the car in bear country. Just saying.

I was in the room when Garfield was being interviewed and to see everything he said taken in a very strange out of context way is incredibly bizarre. He said those things, but his tone and the context of the interview matters. For example, he said on his only days off he’s become obsessed with having RuPaul parties.…

Ok, so Andrew is a poser. But what does that make James Franco, who not only knows a lot of Queer history but who has gone far beyond “the easily digested parts of gay culture” and has actually been at a gay orgy (it’s on film somewhere) and had what sure looked like gay sex on camera (and he was surprisingly good at…

Ed Sheeran looks like Prince Harry procreated with a goblin and I’m sick of hearing him singing about sex and love with beautiful girls. I hope his next album is more focused on his roots in tricking people out of gold and stealing babies.

or if the ’Tics come together

During the height of the Pacers/Heat rivalry, I never hated Bosh. Always liked him, though he really hated the Pacers, it seems.

He ought to be quite popular in Boston. I mean IT is great, Horford too. Buy Heyward? There’s just something different about him that they’ll find appealing.

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