Too many syllables?

Next time he does this to a journalist I would really really like that Journo’ to hand the map back, look him in the eye and say directly to Trump...

How many homeless people have you invited into your home to sit on your couch? You’re an obvious troll.

Not crazy, just ignorant/trolling. Quadrapedal mammals aren’t shaped the way humans are, 1) no butt cheeks to smoosh poop on to. 2) Their sphincter is actually on a protruding point from their rear haunches again, so that there is nothing to rub against. 3) when they poop, their colon actually protrudes a tiny bit out…

In Trump’s possibly syphillis-addled mind (I’m just asking the questions!), he won the election with a deep three-pointer at the buzzer.

Three things:

Hey, did Obama ever take all their guns like they said he would?

Trump “welcomed” America’s Teachers of the Year today, and didn’t invite them to sit down.

How would Harvey Levin (if we’re talking about the same guy,) sell out? The first time I saw TMZ, I was almost sure it must be satire. I kept waiting for a pay-off that never came. Weeks later, when I saw it again, I realized it was an actual show about people sitting in an office and talking about celebrities, and I…

I want that ridiculous-long-ass tie to get caught up in that wheelchair’s mechanism and enjoy what happens when Vet Dude takes off.

“These are american’s greatest domestic threats.”

Good point. Almost forgot that white people with guns are good ol’ Americans exercising their 2nd Amendment rights and any non-white person is a thug hellbent on murdering innocent women and children or police.

I guess the NRA won’t be happy until every white American is required to carry around an assault rifle at all times.

As the great Randi Rhodes says, they “love the fetus; hate the child!”

This seems surprisingly common as well. One of my coworkers only works 6 months out the year, jets off to European vacations and owns a house.

The idea of eating the money really sucks. There were real concerns—like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

“The 8-year assault” is going to go down in history as one of his most outrageous absurdities given the backdrop of the gun sales and saturation achieved even under the threat of Kenyan Muslim Confiscation Forces...

Boy, I’m glad that Trump is going to be a friend to the NRA because they’ve had such a hard time the past decade, what with all the restrictive gun control laws that we’ve seen from a Congress that hates guns so much.

I hope Herr Dingus takes up cleaning loaded guns as his new hobby. Although I’d prefer it if he did so at one of his country clubs, as I’d hate to see that lovely historic WH furniture become soiled with his fetid brain matter.

They were in fact, not. A shocker I know.