“Mr. President, it looks bad that you keep going there every weekend. You should stop going there”

It turns out Donald plays more like

efforting!

Our Mother-loving Veep appeared at the DMZ Cosplay event wearing some kind of ersatz bomber jacket with vaguely military patches & epaulets.

Drudge made an error by treating Rasmussen as anything but a shilling R-leaning poll hack.

Given what Eric looks like, and how he splutters like a shitnut when forced to speak, just imaging what the 5th Trump child locked in the Trump Tower cellar must look like.

Pictured: Melania Trump blowing her safety whistle as a known sexual predator approaches.

He later kissed a baby, signed it, then threw it into the crowd, mistaking the gasps of shock as applause.

He’s 70 so his skin resembles rich Corinthian leather.

The 50 year old woman is too old for children, but his 70 year old dust spurts are fine?

This guy is the people version of a mid 1970's car. Old before his time, under-powered, over-equipped with broken down options and doomed to be forgotten. The 1976 Chrysler Baronet.

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”

I would apply. But I would have to be financial and healthcare POA. I would also need 5 million up front either in cash or assets, and then a 8 million dollar bonus if I pop out the kid. But then again I’m black, so he probably wouldn’t be feeling it.

The thing is, her views are horrific, yes. If you read the Pro Publica story, though, you also see that she doesn’t have the resume for this job. She did two years litigation for a conservative organization, then hung her shingle and is doing business and entertainment law.

Government by trolling.

I’ve cooked up something very special for you tonight ladies.

“We need to allow each person to define his or her own achievements instead of assuming competence or incompetence based on race.”

I’m all for paying the way of anyone who wants to go to Syria and try to set up a new Levantine crusader kingdom, provided they agree to renounce their US citizenship so they can’t come back.