“Tony Romo was a fighter. You could count on him. He was the first one on the roof of the practice facility every morning, and the last one you’d see when you left for the night. Tony had an uncanny ability to eat aluminum cans. Pepsi, RC, Pabst—you name it! A gamer. The way he’d fly out there brought tears to my…

Holy shit, what was the percentage in clinging to that myth?

Too bad you can’t use contractions correctly, eh.

If only a player could code, be legally pronounced dead, and sneak away to join his country.

The World Cup is a disaster of a tournament, the players, coaches and owners have all spoken out against it.

-Putin makes it illegal for any Russians to play outside the country and puts the best players into one super team for the Olympics.

>my VERY catholic grandmother is always “hate the sin, love the sinner”

What part of murdered LGBT people is hyperbole you shitheel?

It’s truly amazing. I have a master’s in international relations, focused on middle eastern politics and even with that ~qualification~ I would get laughed out of the room attempting to do this.

Also “I disagree with your existence but you don’t need to be MEAN TO ME about that... surely you can state your objection to my hatred of you and desire to reduce your rights IN CIVIL TERMS THAT I APPROVE OF PLEASE #prayingforyou”

He looks yummy here :) God, I need to get laid.

• Set up an interview with Riz Ahmed, pull out one boob, say nothing.

Also “I disagree with your existence but I still have a GOOD HEART!!!!”

“I disagree with your existence, but can’t we be friends?”

One of the most exhausting and frustrating things in the whole entire world is a privileged white person with oppressive political views getting bent out of shape because someone reasonably makes the logical connection from those political views to personal beliefs and calls her out on it.

Rich people, well known for saying, “Thanks, I have enough money already.”

Right? I came here to say the same thing. This is the same 30% who still strongly support Trump, are for the Wall, don’t want to pursue the Russia scandal, want to ban abortion, want to keep Muslims out, want to destroy the EPA and hate puppies. Fuck ‘em. They’re the deplorables that Hillary was talking about.

After this last election, I find myself being uncomfortable with about a third of the people in the United States. There’s probably a correlation with the third mentioned here and the third I’m referring to.