If you have to explicitly tell people you are not a Nazi... you’re a Nazi. Because people who are not Nazis don’t ever get asked the question in the first place. Simple really.

I can’t wait for Paul Ryan’s take on this. “Well, of course I don’t agree with the Nazis, but President Trump is responsible for picking his own team. Now let me tell you about this great new health plan! We found a way to bump another 24 million people off of Medicaid!”

I fucking hate him and every single person who put him in office.

If someone was gonna die from being drunk with power I really wish it would’ve been Trump.

62 million Americans happily held their noses on the “family values” front during this election to vote for a thrice married serial cheater who assaults women for sport and sexualizes teenager girls, including his own daughter.

Don’t let his looks deceive you: he is quite healthy for a North-American reptile-brained, hate-yam. Such a color is common to all species of gummivore. If anything, blame his lackluster people-suit.

I think watching nerds play video games outnumbers spring training baseball stories something like 20 to 1. If only baseball were important enough to have a razor devoted to it.

Remember when Minny drafted him and he was like, thanks but no thanks, and parked himself in Spain for two more years? Who would’ve thought he’d still be a Timberwolf EIGHT years later

This is not a new theory.

You can say what you want about Clinton’s flaws as a candidate

I read an article about that town! It seems like many of them are in an abusive relationship with coal mining. One woman explained how her father died from black lung and her husband died in an accident. She never married again and her kids moved away for school and better jobs so she was alone, but she really wanted…

I thought retired congressman John Dingell summed it up nicely:

Do not forget that Obama was a moron who only got to his position through affirmative action but somehow managed to illegally spy on Trump during the “sacred” election season without leaving a trace or even the head of the FBI knowing about it, and engineered Obamacare so that it would be great for 6 years and then…

So....24 million people.

This shit has been going on for years:

“24 MILLION AMERICANS ESTIMATED TO LOSE INSURANCE UNDER OBAMACARE REPLACEMENT”

Damn, he was going for thoughtful

He looks so pensive!