J.J Watt: “Wait you can do that?”

To require someone to be patriotic is fundamentally un-American. The freedom to publicly state, I am ashamed of my country is the most American thing there is, from the very start of this nation. This is the same mistake made 50 years ago punishing the American act of protest, to make America better.

Freedom is being forced to perform nationalistic rituals others demand of you.

If standing and shit is all about recognizing the freedoms that we have blah blah blah America blah blah blah, do our freedoms not include the right to sit, kneel or turn our backs if we believe America is failing to live up to its promise?

Nothing says freedom like forced allegiance.

Players can represent their country only, apparently, if they’re willing to represent the version of the country in which U.S. Soccer is most interested in selling.

I doubt that Trump wrote that tweet. It was probably Bannon or Miller or some underling.

#impeach

I feel like Brando in Apocalypse Now but I’m trying.

This man is never going to admit to anything. He’s going to go full Nixon when Marine One unceremoniously flies his evil ass out of the White House, fingers and everything.

I swear I wake up every morning waiting for the final domino to fall in this atrocious presidency. Then I call my senators (who don’t answer of course) sign 25 petitions that feel totally futile, and refresh my web pages incessantly until it’s time to drink myself into a stupor, fall asleep and do it all again the…

I thought we settled this little matter of who Sessions resembles this morning?

This is Foxtrot Alpha. A branch of Jalopnik that deals with military shit.

How many veterans were killed during Obama. Or Bush,

Your safe space is quite clearly somewhere else, snowflake.

Kill yourself.

We get it, you’re a Trump supporter mad that they are coming for your “commander in chief”. Calm down.

I cannot fucking wrap my head around this level of ignorance and arrogance.

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?