This has always been one of my favorite clips. I use it when someone gets on my case for writing in my head more than on paper.

, “What... are you?”

My last meal WILL be pasta.

Oh yeah! For sure! With lots of beer, of course.

I don’t really get this cause I was taught never to pluck from the top and have always gone from the bottom up.

She reminded me that I need to see a brow specialist though cause I don’t think I’m doing mine the right shape anyways

Or the non boring soccer. Either one works.

The should just refer to it as ‘European Soccer’

I never watch the Su....Large Sports Event, unless my group of athletes is participating. But now I just might.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe

I was online on school computers in the 80's. I know a bit but yeah at home not until 1992. I first got Prodigy. Made my 8-bit looking avatar and online chatted with someone for the first time ever.

Then after that Compuserve. When I couldn’t pay Compuserve. I’d look in a magazine in the supermarket for the 2 day…

all you have to do is enable the command console and type in thereisnospoon during the credits.

It’s a damn shame the Matrix game and movie sequels turned out poorly. There was a lot of potential for the Matrix franchise.

you can always just play this instead.......................