Okay, I've got a theory to the effect that Red, played by Balthazar Getty, is in reality Pierre, the yoing boy who was the grandson of Mrs. Tremond both in the original series and in FWWM.

Nope. A few years ago a comatose woman was raped in a hospital by a male nursing assistant and no one ever knew about it until the woman, still comatose, gave birth to a baby nine months later.

Instead we get-
Audrey should be the mysterious billionaire goddamnit

You are wise beyond your years my friend.

I've always known the fawning sycophants of the artistic, creative elites-the kind who descend on Cannes and other film festivals-were basically a group of boorish, pretentious jackasses. This article just underscored what I've always known. The real crime, other than the fact they basically ruined Sheryl Lee's film…

BTW, I think, and I'm pretty sure about this, that Red is Mrs. Tremonde's (sp?) grandson.

Well, here's my website. Appreciate any input. I don't even mind some good old shit talk to a point. But I have a lot of ideas about things I would like to see happen on Peaks, for whoever might be interested.

If you mean did he really threaten to ass rape Johnny, yes. And if you mean am I really sorry he didn't follow through, yes.

Maybe, but Andy was the one who followed up on the truck and it's owner. For some reason it doesn't seem to be a prioity around the station, and I can't believe Truman or Hawk would trust Chad over something like that.

Nadine's shop might serve the purpose of giving her something to do while Ed plays house with Norma. That might be the perfect incentive for Ed to invest in it even if nobody ever buys one of those stupid drapes with the oil-soaked runners.

She did. To doppleganger Andy.

Are we really sure Leo's fate as usually reported is canon? I read a recent article that posited Shelley's daughter Becky might have killed Leo based on her husband in that scene telling her he knew what she had done, and throwing in there that he either never told her to or made her "clean this fucking place up"…

I don't "assume" that, because it's not safe to assume anything where David Lynch is concerned, but yes, I think he's the Doppleganger's son and hope he is, frankly. The idea he might be Wheeler's son, while perfectly plausible, is frankly boring and meaningless.

It's strange, but most Twin Peaks episodes actually seem much better on multiple viewings. That's not to say there aren't somw things about the series I don't care for-Hello, Fusco Brothers-but by and large I think it's great.

Do you really understand how much money BILLIONS of dollars is? Here's a clue. No one has ever got anywhere close to it through lawsuits, and never will. The Black Lodge would be a realistic plot device compared to that.

Since nobody else is going to mention it, let me be the first one to say I am god damned disappointed Richard Horne didn't follow through on his threat to ass rape his Uncle Johnny.

That's a very strong possibility. I remember a time this happened a few years back in real life. Nobody knew the comatose patient was even pregnant until she went into labor, and she remained in a coma, possibly even to this day. I don't know if they ever learned who raped her or not, but it definitely happened while…

I don't know for sure but I think the whole point with Richard seems to hint strongly at the possibility he might be the child of the Doppleganger, with a good heaping helping of Killer Bob.

I want to see a whole episode of DoppleCooper raising pure unholy evil hell.

And just smiles and gives a thumbs up to the camera without uttering a word.