My thoughts exactly, although I would have used more punctuation.

Some say his umbilical cord was made of a strip of tire already worn down to the cords.

Visit your ZiL dealer today, comrade!

I took out three mortgages to put a down payment on an Elio.

Actually, chrysler originated the design. It’s a take on the ‘letter’ series 300s from the 50s.

I have nothing snarky to say. This article has disarmed me completely.

Whatever, you just don’t understand millennials.

Must be dusty in here, I’ve got something in my eye . . .

Freddy “Thesaurish” Hernandez

“They’re also all mostly on the coasts, so check do your homework on which is available in your area.”

After a good night’s rest, it is time for my internal body clock to wake me up. I start my days with coffee and a nice big breakfast before heading to the gym, which I love. I take some supplements to multiply the #gains; I love seeing free progress. My favorite thing to do is biking but because of the recent crash I…

The G-Wagen story is an amazing one. A company in New Mexico called Europa figured out that there would be a market for the G-Wagen and paid all the money to crash test it, etc., in order to sell them in the US beginning in the mid-1990s. The cost of this was high, probably in the millions. They imported not just the…

Cars you can “afford” to buy - see Jalopnik

That may be the biggest hint this is fake. :)

I think the most shocking part of this story is that there were TWO people in a Wal-Mart that were anti-Trump.

I concur...

My 1969 Triumph Spitfire had one on the rear bumper. I used it for pushing the car, as it was powered by my legs as frequently as it was powered by its own engine.

I don't think you used the term "unsprung weight" correctly there.

I think you can turn the speed limit alert on and off? I didn't notice it on any of our testers, but then again, I've been pretty careful about speed limits in general these days...