Well… Jeb is short for Jebediah. Jeb Bush thinks Supergirl is hot. It's all some kind of reverse Elektra thing now.

Or "Did you ever REALLY leave the Phantom Zone or is earth just a hallucination you're having?"

When I was a kid, I always saw it as a bunch of yellow blobs on a red shape. That's apparently how Grant Morrison sees it and he describes it as two fish.

It would be pretty difficult to sex up a female comic character more than the comics do. Heck, the last time Etta Candy showed up she was skinny and Amanda Waller looks like Halle Berry now in the comics.

He was a middle-aged child killing super-villain in the comics. He killed Cat Grant's son there. I think he fits the mold they've got going with Felicity Smoak and Caitlin Snow. They took the name of an antagonist from the comics and reinvented them to keep people guessing.

I just hope they give him a dorky flashback at some point ala Felicity on Arrow.

Actually, I suspect it's because they made Vartox into a Maxima type villain for Power Girl, Supergirl's older doppelganger from an alternate universe. Legion rights don't seem to be an issue since they were bundled with Smallville (and Jimmy Olsen) before although they may have wanted to seed the axe so they could…

A nice one.

Fewer syllables. There needs to be a one syllable term for an adult woman.

Bobbi is based on a super-hero who had no powers. I'd say she's as much a super-hero as Hawkeye.

So they didn't decide to swap that out for something like "G-I-R-L. Four letters. W-O-M-A-N. Five letters. Four letters means we can use a bigger font for the headline"?

Huh? Which kind?

Really, I think the only truly proper way for an objectivist to procreate would involve a time machine. Marty McFly missed the chance to become a true objectivist by not impregnating Lorraine when he had the chance.

Objectivists design their children as fully functioning adults. Objectivist sperm and eggs don't have to mooch off one another.

Well, see, you can give it a catchy headline like "Banks Don't Want You to Know I Tripped from Excess Ice Cream Consumption With Buffett Heir" or something nonsensical and clickbait-y.

Nonono. See: You hang out with him as an excuse to write about yourself. Here's a starting point:

It's much more entertaining to see somebody yelling at someone who could end them. This is also I suspect a secret part of the appeal in comedy of punching up rather than punching down. It takes no balls to scream at someone of lower status unless it's in person and they're armed, in which case the status has already…

I am curious what their take is on Jimmy Johns.

Apparently not if he still has to go looking for his lost shaker of salt.

Fun fact: Reince Preibus was constructed almost entirely from a batch of Ayn Rand and Ron Paul's misprinted business cards.