I demand on Office reunion on the condition that it takes everything wrong about the direction of the show in its later years and amplifies that.

The risk here is confusing complexity with quality. Genius can express itself on a third grade reading level with a simple plot. Whereas anti-vaccination and 9-11 truther thoughts often use sophisticated language with very little scientific and literary merit. One might as well argue that Watership Down is crap and…

If he didn't show up for work, they might actually get some legislation passed.

I think he'd turned down more money before even in recent years for a Twin Peaks revival… and the buzz was that it was the Showtime president's office decoration that swayed him to bring it back with Showtime.

I noted this elsewhere but I think Lynch and Wise had discussed having Wise as a Leland lookalike ala Maddie, perhaps Maddie's father, with a new hair color. Continuing the soap opera style recasting and the Patty Duke Show homage (which had not only Patty Duke as twin cousins but also William Shallert play both…

I thought that was the GOOD Leland giggling in the lodge, having been sent there when he was 12 and replaced with his Doppelganger.

So… I'm starting to get curious about the "lesser plots". I can easily imagine Ben Horne having evolved into a new Log Lady type based on his direction late in the series.

What about Dana Ashbrook as BOB?

It depends. There's been talk about him as Leland. I think Lynch and Wise have also hinted at continuing the Patty Duke homage and having Wise appear as Maddie's father. (On the Patty Duke Show, not only did Patty play identical cousins but William Shallert did as well, playing both girls' fathers… and it was often…

Yup. The implication from Fire Walk With Me and all the clues was that he spent 25 years as BOB. The common fan assumption I see is that he spent 25 years in a psych ward but my guess is that BOB/Cooper pulled one over on Truman and the Bookhouse Boys and has spent 25 years killing young girls, possibly using his FBI…

There's a guy who resembles him who does a flaming torch act on the Twin Peaks circuit. I know a guy who could pass for Frank Silva's son. I think the emotional performance will be harder to find than the look.

Don't forget… Cooper IS Bob now. My prediction is that "outside the lodge" Cooper will be white haired and "trapped in the lodge" Cooper will have black hair.

The question is, will this resolve the lingering questions about Professor Pericles and Crystal Cove…

If by Mexican, you mean Latin-American, I would love it if they involved Rebekah Del Rio. Of Southland Tales and Lynch's own Muholland Drive.

Woody has done movies where the supporting characters are less thinly veiled versions of himself than the lead. See: Anything Else.

I wouldn't mind if they worked in the Captain America: The Truth storyline which had Tuskegee inspired attempts to create a second Cap's super-soldier serum using an African American. The concept was that the (deeply unethical) experiments killed all but one, a soldier named Isiah Bradley who became a secret back-up…

Which is not even a reference I get because the Cookie Crisp mascot when I was growing up wasn't a wizard. It was a burglar!

Where do you get the 50% from?

If "The One" is random then sure, they could be in a small Tibetan village. If "The One" is a sum of traits that compliment your better than anyone else's could then they probably had a similar environment to you to the extent that you belonged in that environment as well. Someone who really belongs in a small town…

Why not Zombie Abbot and Costello meet the Humans?