2nd: Race has become an extortion racket. Get a bunch of friends together that are your race, offer a celebrity a piece of the action to leverage their fame, then tell the biggest companies that unless they pay you, you’ll accuse them of racism. Also helps that Jalopnik and the rest of GMG/MSM will promote you without…

Butt-head: Huh-huh. Ask your doctor if Stellantis is right for you.

This.  Why would I get a charging station for a hybrid?  It’s not like you’re stranded.

If you’re gonna run, you need a Countach that goes UNDER the barrier. See 1:20...

Jalops be freakin out over the big screen (uh 3 screens under one glass), but the most offensive thing to me is the cheap dash. Why would you put the wood trim stripes vertically?! Everyone knows they go horizontally.

Can we downvote comments?

Cannot unsee now.

This. I laugh when I see all these multi-million-dollar houses listed and they have a 3-car single-deep single-story garage but dual walk-in bedroom closets. Where are their priorities?! If I were building a multi-million-dollar house it would have a 4-door double-deep, double-height garage on each side (that’s 32…

Easy: The Hunter Engineering Road Force Wheel Balancer. Most tire shops can’t get the balance right at the outset; and that’s before the tires start to wear and wander out of balance. The road force feature adds even more precision. I’d love to just be able to take a wheel off and rebalance it every time I started to…

Came here for this.  Already looked up the clip; I guess I should have read the comments first.

“VW Promises ID.Buzz Is Still U.S.-Bound” This is like waking up and having my wife tells me she’s decided to stay married to me. Um, that was a consideration?

Took longer than I thought to see this.

Despite all the talk of Harley’s base declining, the real reason Harley sales are down is because of competition from their used bikes. I know a senior guy at Harley, and he pointed out that in the 90s there were 2 new Harleys sold for every used one and now that ratio has flipped. I was conflicted telling him my last…

This trope is getting tired. Harley makes a very, very reliable bike nowadays. One of the reason new Harley sales are down is because their used bikes won’t die.  They don’t leak oil either, so put your 1970s clichés away.

4th: Um, Taycan sales need a lift? I thought these were going to be sold out for years. I thought they were going to double production.  Uh oh.

“Please note, for all you women out there who have Dodge muscle cars, I guess you’re brothers now, according to Dodge.”

Serious question (you knuckleheads): How does this “free energy” avoid the physics prohibition on perpetual motion machines?  Won’t this eventually stop the world from rotating?

They’re STILL making the Classic?  Wait, they’re still making it at TWO FACTORIES?!  Can I still get a 1978 Ramcharger too?

Oh, you meant beat up. I saw the headline and assumed he had a new BMW.

I WILL NEVER DRILL A HOLE IN A BUMPER.  Gavin Newsom and the State of California can do whatever they want to me.  When I buy a car I tell them NOT to mount a front plate or I won’t buy it.