Really? Cuz I get a total Joe Jackson vibe.

Now it gets reported on and makes them look shitty, especially when people can go back and find evidence of Saudis doing it in the past.

A small group of people know what Fran meant. Who can figure out the true meaning of “I will see you at hotel”? Enjoy!

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH (you’re totally right, he isn’t) BUT YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH

Eh, even if he’s not as good at baseball, he will never not be a Good Baseball Man.

Piss off DJT Jr..... I completed the Murph in 3 minutes and 15 seconds

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

I think it’s unfair to the readers to mention the Deadspin Slack without actually posting screenshots of the conversations

The is the film that Brock Osweiler was talking about when he said he could start for Cleveland.

Vlad Guerrero would’ve put that ball over the fence.

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

I want to buy that pitch dinner and take it to see a show.

God, that’s beautiful. I was expecting to see a big 12-6 lollipop, but that’s a 81mph 10-4 sickle.

The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

If there was just one game* and I had to select a starting pitcher to give me the best chance to win, it’d be Kershaw.

Isaiah Thomas Is Out For the Rest of the Playoffs