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Alternatively, why are the hell are Jim Tomsula’s shoes $4.95?

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

It’s good that Judge Taylor (who was apparently addressing Coach Strong as if he were actually present in the courtroom and has players not recruited by him under 24-hour surveillance and wearing magnetic boots on a metal floor to lock them into place) lives in a place where having a USF diploma has caused her no

They’re more like guidelines.

You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

“What has he really done to draw so much ire besides be outwardly Christian?”

Why doesn’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

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Speaking of sub-6' scoring prodigies, Calvin Murphy would embarrass you (to the tune of 18 ppg over 1000 games, most without the 3-point line) and then win a baton twirling contest.

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

“NO ONE BELIEVED IN US, THE ONE SEED”

Yeah, they just call that “day”.

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Oh OK, that makes it cool, then! Good point.

I remember when Joel Ward for the Capitals knocked the Bruins out of the playoffs with a game winner and his Twitter feed blew up with racist trash from Boston saying gawd awful shit. The sports guy wrote an article the next day saying that the same thing would happen for pretty much any city that goes through that

He got him on the shoulder.. unless you think he glanced him afterwards? In any event I think it’s clear that Niskanens cross check to the face (intentional or not) was far more injurious

yes, you twat

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Shout out to Mauro killing it on the play by play.

Look I know we’re talking about the Browns here but surely they didn’t bring just one lightning cable