I always wondered what ‘roided out David Brent would look like. Not disappointed.

Mindaugas Kuzminskas

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

I don’t see why not, WWE performers have already won elections for Governor of Minnesota and President of the United States, so Knox County mayor should be no sweat.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

a stack of player surveys

A hiker ascending a 10,000-footer hauling lasagna with meat sauce wasn’t particularly prepared for every eventuality, you say?

So..........let’s say that comes to pass and they try and follow through on their threat....

This doesn’t even make logical sense — the CONFERENCE ITSELF IS BASED IN NORTH CAROLINA!

NC Republicans, remind me again of this free market thing you claim to hold oh so dear

So take UNC and NC State and form your own league. You can even call it the HB2.

Nerlins is still in the league though. Bennett was last seen playing 23 games for some Super League team called the Brooklyn Nets.

Fun fact: Pro wrestling isn’t real. Except for Donald Trump. Who called Linda McMahon to console her when Vince McMahon was “blown up” in his limo during a WWE show.

And yet he’ll lose the actual match, thereby rendering him a red giant.

Not sure when you were a kid, but but it was pretty wild in the 1980s/90s when Saturday’s Night Main Event was airing. It was hilarious and great.

Stone Cold broke into Brian Pillman’s house and Pillman fired a gun at him. That was in 1998.

This is the best sports story that’s been on Deadspin in quite some time, imo. Well done, Dave.

Lomanchenko will be regarded as this generation’s Roy Jones Junior. Unbeatable in his prime by literally anybody at or near his weight class.