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Patrick Roy Orbison
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not to be a highlight truther but that was traveling

FUCK YOU

This was a slam dunk like a joke about the Warriors losing a 3-1 lead.

And you all have the most exciting player in the East with Isaiah Thomas! And maybe Boogie would be good on your team!

I appreciate your Kinja vertical. Dedication.

I’m sorry :(

I think the best thing to ever happen to Giannis was to fall down in the draft and go to the Bucks. Had he gone as a top draft pick, or gone to a major market, there’s a chance they try and push him too hard from the start without letting him grow. His maturation and development should be a sign to all teams who draft

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Due to the terrible Always Sunny rankings your published last week, I give the award of best buzzer-beater to Sweet Dee.

Why didn’t you just buy Gawker instead? At least then you wouldn’t have to share a vertical with Drew and his poop stories.

Haha I was thinking the same thing. Iceland isn’t exactly known as being a hockey power or being a US enemy. I guess it has the lowest population so it would anger the least number of people. But hell yeah, The Dentist is a bad ass nickname.

The basket ring strikes again

I would feel bad for you but I totally get why high school girls are turning down a 60 year old’s prom invitation.

Fuck the Icelandic team so hard. They were the villains that defined my childhood.

Coach Baggett is gonna Rider die for his players

I can tell you have some strong feelings, but please don’t go on a Raanta bout this.

Using context clues, I think that movie must’ve been My Dinner With Andre

“He traveled egrigiously.”

Okay, okay. I’m getting off your dad’s lawn already.

I hate to be a highlight truther truther, but wouldn’t he be a highlight trutherer?

Coincidentally, ‘a mile away’ is also how far the United States is from having a decent, non-bigoted human AGing