Okay, okay. I’m getting off your dad’s lawn already.

I hate to be a highlight truther truther, but wouldn’t he be a highlight trutherer?

Coincidentally, ‘a mile away’ is also how far the United States is from having a decent, non-bigoted human AGing

“He traveled egregiously.”

“Bad.”

*Nods Somberly*

Leave. Now.

That’s really awesome! Thank you for the insight. Makes the video that much more enjoyable.

*Cums*

I haven’t seen that much activity around a post since Terry Bollea got mad online!

OH HOW INTERESTING THANK YOU FOR THE INSIGHT

Worst Simpsons reference ever.

When did Ellen Degeneres get tattoos?

You, sir, can fuck right off.

Floyd Mayweather is a trash person. I pray that he feels a constant sense of insecurity and inferiority, void of happiness. May his wealth be nothing but a burden, and his life forever be filled with mindless sycophants.

Can you imagine if Twitter was around during that whole thing? Might be one of the craziest sports’ stories of the last 15 years.

To visit his mom.

Deadspin always buries the lede.

Shit happens when you blow a 3-1 lead