Oh fuck you.

It’s so stupid that every team must have at least one player selected. If your team sucks, you do not deserve an All-Star Game representative. I do not want to watch fucking Bo Horvat play hockey. Mike Smith is 19th in the league in save percentage.

#TheCoolRoom

“There’s no ‘I’ in concussion!”

This is an appropriate and correct response.

Fucckkkk you’re right. Them Black Bears got screwed by the refs all year.

Just like Hank Gathers never saw an LMU degree.

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I appreciate the humor that is Siri shitting on the Browns.

Big Paparazzi

Fuck, hadn’t considered that. Thanks Danny Kanell.

“Come talk to me when you want to talk about ending careers.”

They have a football team?

Occam’s Razor is having an incredibly difficult time determining which is the truth.

This incident will certainly be a thorn in their side.

I’m trying so hard to figure out which U of M you’re referring to.

THAT was your takeaway from the video?!

Filing this to Bad Brains is appropriate, but considering he’s suffering permanent brain damage without receiving compensation for it, while the NCAA can make millions off of his sacrifice, it’s also be apt to file this to The Exploited.

Listen Bud, you can’t just hop on this Silver Bullet Train and expect with your puns and expect to pile up stars higher than the Sierra Nevada. You can’t lager behind.

Thank god he clarified that it’s like Chuck Liddell with a clitoris and WITHOUT a penis.