This is the real question.

Hold up. They hold rehearsals for these? What does that even look like? Is it worse? Do the parents coach the child in rehearsals? Is it a full on rehearsal or just a walk-through?

You better hope this doesn’t get spliced over to Jezebel!

Man Carl Lewis’ first pitch is like Carl Lewis National Anthem bad

Could’ve been worse! Could’ve been going for $250,000

Can I give it back...

You think he’s a hybrid? You’re a jackass.

As a Yinzer, I assure you the only well played Renegade is at Heinz Field

Not the worst horse knockdown I’ve seen

Oh cmon Burke. He’s had a rough night. You don’t need to add additional negativity!

NO IT WASNT

Tangentially related:

ENOUGH FUCKING SAID

Fuck Vineyard Vines

The star of the video is the guy at :22 with the calm “cut it out” throat move and the wise words “that wasn’t nice at all” who seemingly continues to shout that as he gets mixed up in the melee. Champ.

You kidding me? They got that punk ass OL Kaleb NicGaby’s comments up on the board. If you can’t get your ass fired up after OL Kaleb NicGaby runs his mouth, then you might not be playing the right sport son.

Is this what everyone is talking about when they say “bulletin board material”?

From your mouth to God’s ears