You know, I’d figure having 21 asses would make life challenging.

DO NOT RIP THIS BAND-AID OFF. I CAN NOT GO DOWN THAT ROAD AGAIN.... WHERE GROWN, EDUACTED ADULTS PRONOUNCE IT “ORANGE ROO-GEE” WHEN IT’S CLEARLY SPELLED “ORANGE ROUGHY”.................................. <Single tear drop falls into my lap>

I’m a native Iowan, but I’ve lived in Nashville for the past two years. I’ve heard the rhymes-with-feces pronunciation quite a bit down here. I’ve found that the people who pronounce it this way tend to be from Kentucky or far eastern Tennessee.

I don’t know why I feel compelled to add this story here, but it involves lemons, so here goes: I went to a combination sandwich place/juice bar. They had fresh juices listed on the menu: carrot, orange, lemon. I got a medium lemonade, because a fresh squeezed drink sounded delicious with my sandwich.

My mother says “reeshees”, yet I still haven’t committed matricide. I’m such a good daughter.

So you’d rather the server ultimately get mistreated AND get a shitty tip, rather than the current situation, where Cliff mitigates the shitty treatment as best as possible and makes sure they’re tipped well? Cool, good to know.

This is my mother-in-law. She would do it for the whole movie. At Christmas it got so bad my poor 15-year-old sister-in-law just snapped. “OH MY GOD MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP! NOBODY KNOWS WHAT’S HAPPENING NOW BECAUSE WE CAN’T HEAR OVER YOU!” I’ll be making sure we get her a larger-than-average gift for her birthday next…

They weren’t bad, just... overexcite-able maybe? It helped that it was a Rainforest Cafe, so they were SUPER looking forward to going there and then forced to leave because they weren’t listening. But I figure it was the fact that I followed through with a threat that forced them to realize they should probably listen…

Sounds like you are a shitty Catholic ... and a good Person.

I refuse to see that movie for a variety of reasons, but I worked at my (Catholic) church’s after school center when it came out. When a bunch of the moms lectured me for not having seen it, I got them all sorts of confused when I said that I didn’t think Jesus would appreciate his life and death exploited to make…

Colin told us that we’d have a story with great monikers in it this week. This did not disappoint.

Kind of... and I say kind of because I had this discussion with a good friend of mine because her children, not her, was hell-on-wheels for a while.

No, it’s not okay! Your parents are terrible. There are large trash cans outside the entrance, pick up your trash and put it in there on your way out. Don’t make some teenager’s life worse just because no one is standing there to stop you, please.

Part of me really wanted Momager to actually smack Psycho Santa with the pizza pan.

Well I think it’s the years and years of cheating also. But yea it’s a bit much. Also the tabloid standard “the queen vs Kate” is pretty lame.

The King is known to have severe dyslexia, and his children have issues with it to an extent as well. I wouldn’t say that makes him dumb, though. There’s a difference between being “dumb” and having a learning disability. Carl Philip is a graphic designer and has worked as one for several years, which takes a great…

Here’s Sofia’s dress! I think she looks modern but still royal and gorgeous.

Oh no. Back in the day, it was pretty fashionable and foward. It was 1981, the 80’s fashion was right around the corner and her opulent dress was exactly what the world needed.

They have, on average. Look the footage again. American Pharaoh runs two seconds behind Secretariat. Slower, but not crazy slower. Certainly not slower than Secretariat’s competitors. But American Pharaoh’s competitors are faster too.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.